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Title: Five Hairs On Jayne's Chest
Characters: Willow (BtVS) and Jayne (Firefly)
Summary: probably for a spell


Five hairs of the many on Jayne Cobb's chest; Willow plucks them carefully with a pair of tweezers, mouthing to herself as she counts them one by one. He hisses and complains at the pain with each twinge, a man who suffered bullet wounds in silence, but likes to make his point. He tries hard not to notice her breasts when she leans over him, because when he did before she gave him a look that froze him in place. Literally. He tries not to sniff her hair too loudly when it brushes, copper-red and soft, against his shoulder.

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Title: Cross-Breeding
Characters: Willow (BtVS) and Jayne (Firefly)
Credit: half the lines and most of the idea, calime33. So she's co-writer, whether she admits it or not.


If Willow and Jayne would ever marry, they'd have children with red hair and an incredibly volatile temperament. The rutlings would probably be in varying sizes, and more dangerous than a nuclear disaster. It boggles the mind, Mal thinks. If Willow and Jayne would ever marry. If they'd manage to stand each other long enough to breed, that is. Mal's never seen the full force of Willow's wrath, but he's got a trained soldier's eye to assess danger. And then let it on board his ship. If Willow and Jayne...

Good thing she's gay.

Good thing Jayne's afraid of Zoe.

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