sparklebutch

I took the idea from drc1 who gave happy links (go look at hers). So now, I do the same:

( A bit of Fry and Laurie! )

Five things Ethan gave to Giles - caia_comica

( Five things Ethan gave to Giles )

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Five people (none of whom are Giles) who Ethan would shag/has shagged - anidada

( Chase, Dick, David, Adam, Dru )

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Five Times Methos Failed to Kill Kronos - killabeez

( Five Times Methos Failed to Kill Kronos )

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Five things that Kronos killed that he regretted - cyberducks

( Very short one. )

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Five historical figures Methos will not admit he knew, and why - darthhellokitty

( Five historical figures... )

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Five things Kronos never told Methos and why? - mischief5

( These ones are on the short and slightly funnier side, because all the angst was getting me down. )


*Man, that was fun. I should do that again some time. All the time, even.

Title: Headmaster's Office
Fandom: House
Prompt: House, Cuddy/Chase, sharp [oxoniensis's porn battle]

*

Her hand landed in a sharp slap on his backside.

No words were needed; Chase knew why he was here, and Cuddy knew what she wanted. It wasn't just that he'd disrupted her hospital and almost cost her House and his ward, and it wasn't just that he was generally a manipulative, untrustworthy, cowardly little bitch. It was that he was just... slap... so... slap... damn... slap.... spankable.

Something about the look in his eyes, possibly, or the look of his ass, framed from one side with the white coat he hiked up and the pants he lowered on the other. Or maybe the little whimpers, or the way he wiggled, like it stings madly and he still wants more.

Maybe because it was just so unprofessional of her, especially because it was her office and while most people knocked, at least one never bothered, always choosing instead to just burst in unannounced, and she could just imagine his reaction if he walked in right now, his cane hitting the door, and found Chase bent over her desk and whining. Or, maybe she couldn't imagine, but wanted, on some level, to see it happening.

But that was just a fantasy. Reality was here, alone, with Chase. Inflicting punishment.

She pinched his pink, warm butt, just to hear him whimper, and then walked around the desk. He looked up at her without moving from his position, submissive and wide-eyed and needy, and that just made her smile. He was cute, she had to admit. She lifted her skirt and let him watch her see-through pink lace panties. She could swear he was salivating.

She grinned sweetly.

"You like the view?..."

He nodded frantically.

"Maybe I'll let you have a taste some day. If you're a good boy." She let the skirt drop back to cover her, and fought the urge to squirm. Instead she walked to the door.

"I'm gonna go now," she said, "and you stay here until my return."

As she closed the door behind her she could hear him whimpering in an Australian accent.

[end]

omg the crossover bunny, it stings.

Title: Descendants & Ancestors
Fandoms: House & Firefly
Pairings: Simon/Kaylee & House/Wilson


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