I doodle. You do it too, you doodle too!

[sparklebutch]

beccaelizabeth said: Google finds about 218 results for "I'm going to die a virgin". And another 42 if you spell it "gonna".


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"I'm going to die a virgin."

Andrew says and looks up at the monster, pale. Buffy shrugs, and charges forward. Xander spares a moment to glance at the younger boy, pitying.

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"I'm going to die a virgin."

"Xander, you had lots of sex," Spike says, "I smelled it on you."

Xander cowers behind their makeshift barricade. "Yeah, but never with you."

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"I'm going to die a virgin."

Giles can only stare, speechless at the audacity.

"Save me from this fate?"

After a moment of sputtering, Giles finds the words. "Ethan, I saved you in that manner many times in the past. And you were no virgin when we met."

"Oh, do give us a break, Rupert. Don't you want to have one last... bang, before we go?"

"We're not going anywhere," Giles mutters, avoiding the issue and the offer.

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"I'm going to die a virgin."

"Right now, or in general?"

Connor glares angrily at his father's blondest childe.

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Gah, I can have a million more. They're like fun little nuggety bite-sized cookies.

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[gothicdraco.livejournal.com]

Damn this quiet computer room, everyone can hear me giggling.
xD

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

*grin*
It's my evil plan to send giggles around the world.

[errantimpulses.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

*grins*