Care Bear Package
Sep. 30th, 2006 12:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparklebutchTitle: Care Bear Package
Fandom: Highlander
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mischief5; she managed to reach heights of wtf even I couldn't get to on my own. So, in short, everything is her fault, and I had to make sure it's known to everyone who reads. Thank you.
Summary: We share everything.
The big man was on his back, legs spread, ass glistening with lube.
"Look, Methos," he said with an excited giggle. "Kronos gave me a present. I asked him for one of those little bears..."
Methos took a closer look and indeed, there it was. A lavender coloured plastic dildo, shaped like a care-bear.
"The fuck?" Exclaimed Death.
"I think... Oh," Silas groaned, "thatmischief5 made sparklebutch make Kronos give it."
Methos sighed. He reached very carefully and removed the offensive item from his brother. He then walked tomischief5 and quietly, calmly, hit her over the head with it.
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Fandom: Highlander
Explanation and excuses: all specifications came from
mischief5; she managed to reach heights of wtf even I couldn't get to on my own. So, in short, everything is her fault, and I had to make sure it's known to everyone who reads. Thank you.Summary: We share everything.
The big man was on his back, legs spread, ass glistening with lube.
"Look, Methos," he said with an excited giggle. "Kronos gave me a present. I asked him for one of those little bears..."
Methos took a closer look and indeed, there it was. A lavender coloured plastic dildo, shaped like a care-bear.
"The fuck?" Exclaimed Death.
"I think... Oh," Silas groaned, "that
mischief5 made sparklebutch make Kronos give it."Methos sighed. He reached very carefully and removed the offensive item from his brother. He then walked to
mischief5 and quietly, calmly, hit her over the head with it.[end][100 words]
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Date: 2006-09-30 06:25 pm (UTC)Like vampire-mosquitoes. But worse.
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Date: 2006-09-30 06:38 pm (UTC)Oh, we've gone from the sublime to the truly ridiculous. Where shall we go next? LOL.
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Date: 2006-09-30 06:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-30 06:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-30 06:51 pm (UTC)But all our friends will be there! So it'll be like a giant party. With porn.