sparklebutch: (WTF Methos)
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Title: Care Bear Package
Fandom: Highlander
Explanation and excuses: all specifications came from [livejournal.com profile] mischief5; she managed to reach heights of wtf even I couldn't get to on my own. So, in short, everything is her fault, and I had to make sure it's known to everyone who reads. Thank you.
Summary: We share everything.



The big man was on his back, legs spread, ass glistening with lube.

"Look, Methos," he said with an excited giggle. "Kronos gave me a present. I asked him for one of those little bears..."

Methos took a closer look and indeed, there it was. A lavender coloured plastic dildo, shaped like a care-bear.

"The fuck?" Exclaimed Death.

"I think... Oh," Silas groaned, "that [livejournal.com profile] mischief5 made [livejournal.com profile] sparklebutch make Kronos give it."

Methos sighed. He reached very carefully and removed the offensive item from his brother. He then walked to [livejournal.com profile] mischief5 and quietly, calmly, hit her over the head with it.



[end][100 words]

Date: 2006-09-30 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mischief5.livejournal.com
I disavow all knowledge.

*mad giggles*

Wait, no I don't. Silas finally got some! Yay!!!

Date: 2006-09-30 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mischief5.livejournal.com
Well, yes...

And your point would be? *grin*

Date: 2006-09-30 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com
As much as I'm in favor of Silas getting some... eeeh!

Date: 2006-09-30 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
That was my reaction, along with running and screaming a bit.

Date: 2006-09-30 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mischief5.livejournal.com
Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of weird!

Date: 2006-09-30 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
An old quote: "Cry OH BABY, and let loose the bunnies of smut!"

Date: 2006-09-30 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pat-t.livejournal.com
Okay, I'll ask - WTF? Love the icon. hee

Date: 2006-09-30 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
Blame [livejournal.com profile] mischief5, entirely. She made me do it under threat of... uh... well, she said I have to.

Which icon? :)

Date: 2006-09-30 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pat-t.livejournal.com
Well, it was very funny and smart and bright.

Which icon? The Four Horsemen and One Dildo

Date: 2006-09-30 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
Ah, it's a very old and wise icon. You may use if you lke :)

Thanks!

"Next, on 'Hygene and the Bronze Age Man'..."

Date: 2006-09-30 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pat-t.livejournal.com
"Next, on 'Hygene and the Bronze Age Man'..."

*sporfle*

Ah, it's a very old and wise icon. You may use if you lke :)


Thanks!

Date: 2006-09-30 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] remey.livejournal.com
i think i just died a litte inside...

Date: 2006-09-30 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
Well, we all do, it's that pesky mortality thing! :)

Date: 2006-09-30 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mischief5.livejournal.com
Sparklebutch could have said no. He didn't. His twisted brain took one look at that shiney new idea and ran screaming into the night with it, clutched in both hands like a talisman. Then he came running back, panting, "See? See? Even something as cracked as this is possible!"

Kronos smiled, pleased with his young slaveboy. Mischief petted them both then disappeared into his tent to await her master's pleasure. Kronos took his time scolding Death for bopping his slave chick on the head and gave the care bear dildo back to Silas, along with some extra lube.

Caspian puked.

(100 words)

Date: 2006-09-30 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] remey.livejournal.com
Remey looked on in horror. Then an Idea dawned on her. I should get my camera she thought to herself and ran off to get it.


>.>

Date: 2006-09-30 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
Wheee! Bronze Age cameras!

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Date: 2006-09-30 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pat-t.livejournal.com
Mischief petted them both then disappeared into his tent to await her master's pleasure.

Mary Sue! Mary Sue! *g*

Mischief stepped into the tent and froze. Inside was Pat, lying on the warm skins, her skin gleaming in the candlelight.

"WFT?"

"You're too late. He's already mine." Pat smiled at Mischief coyly and blew out the candle.

Caspian stomped into the tent and grabbed Mischief's are. "You're coming with me. Kronos said you're mine." He waggled the bear dildo in front of her face and laughed evilly.

Date: 2006-09-30 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
Hey hey hey. Like Kronos said, we share everything ;)

Date: 2006-09-30 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mischief5.livejournal.com
"Bitch! You bitch!" Mischief spat at the lithe blonde. "You're not worthy of Kronos. You can't even beta your own posts!"

Pat smiled and arched like a cat, showing off her pert breasts. "Take her away, Caspian!"

Teeth bared in a vicious grin, the youngest Horseman dragged Mischief into the clearing. Kronos and Death stood aside and she knew her fate had been decided by these heartless animals. But there was one last player in the game, one last chance to upset the balance of power.

She screamed, "Silas! Caspian has your care bear!"

"Noooooo!"

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Date: 2006-09-30 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mischief5.livejournal.com
Oh, Pat! Where are youuuuu?

Date: 2006-09-30 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
I actually did say no. I protested and whined and so on. You said I had to! You threatened me with.. you know... saying I had to!


Now you made me wonder though. When Caspian pukes, how many little crawlies slither and scitter [is that a word?] out of the puddle and run away for their lives?

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