Stupid Blondes

[sparklebutch]

Stupidity. It stings.

So I'm watching this horrid Israeli documentary about blondes (and why they have more fun, apparently), and several different people there, one by one, people with degrees, claim that humans like that hair colour because "there are no animals with blond hair".

The fuck?

"It doesn't exist on animals," says one.

"That colour happens only in hair, and only in human hair," says another.

"You can see a ginger cat, but there are no blond cats!" claims a third.

THE FUCK?

Off the top of my migraine-infested head, at three in the morning, I can - and did - come up with a list of at least a dozen blond/yellow/golden mammals, from dogs to monkeys, and of course quite a few felines on the way. *They* kept showing gorillas.

Words. Cannot. Describe.

Comments

[fledge.livejournal.com]

I don't think dark people going blond is about wanting to feel superior, it's just about having a change of hair colour! Plenty of blond people go dark, or red... That's the kind of line you'd expect from the Nazis! "Dark people are going blond, it must be because they think blonds are more superior." Fagh.

The naughty part of me wants to say it's a blond conspiracy because we all know in reality they're stupid ;)

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

IMO, if someone went blond just to feel superior because they have some sort of self hate over having dark hair... they already ARE stupid.