Fiction: Early Buffy

Title: Green-Eyed
Fandom: Buffy
Characters: Giles, Ethan, Randall
Summary: Doesn't take much.
Rating: Spooky, not sexy. Warning for being young and stupid.
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( Click for Ethan )

Things That Are Not My Fault for 100$, please.

Cinder said, in chat, "Everytime you write gay-slash-porn Jerry Fallwell cries." This is for her.



Every time a slasher writes gay porn, Jerry Falwell cries.
In fact, nowadays he barely has time for anything else.
He sits by his computer, tears running down his face, and goes through a box of tissues every hour.
"...His ass was pounded hard.." Jerry's breath hitches, and his lower lip trembles.
He needs herbal tea to calm a bit. "And the big, hard cock..."
Incidentally, a million angels are getting their wings, so fast and so often that the heavens look more and more like a swarming beehive of white fluff.
And somewhere deep within the USA highest military offices, Ethan Rayne sits, types, and laughs his ass off. They don't ask, he doesn't tell, but he can see Mr Falwell crying, and he thinks, justice is done.



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Spirituality, eh?

( Not bad. )

( This btw is what you get for being always in the middle )

Well.

I could do more. I chose to stop at four.

( Not worksafe icons, vaguely related to a previous post. )

uh.

i need to learn to stop spamming people with fic snippets unless they ask for it.

eta: I mean people in chat to whom I send bits of snippets, bits of longer stories, unfinished things and random lines without being asked. Not lj. Should've been clearer, but was dead.

snippets

Title: Crack Candy
Fandoms: Highlander, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Other
Reason: Challenge
Form: Snippets of various sizes

( Click for candy, said the scary strange man )