sparklebutch

I MOCK WITH FILK.

Disclaimer: I'm really, really sorry. Really.

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Fic issue to rant about: "confines of jeans" and "denim prisons"
Instigator: ceruleancat
Title: Methos' Jailbird Cock
Artist: Elvis

The slasher threw a party in the lj comm
Wrote a fic of Methos being such a tom
The old man was a slut but Duncan still was dressed,
Bein' in his jeans made him feel so pressed!
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailbird cock.

The denim prison made Duncan's cock feel caged
And Kronos wasn't getting' any and he raged
They both wanted Methos with a furious lust
Be freed from the jeans confines - it was a must!
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailbird cock.


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Fic issue to rant about: "coming so hard they see stars".
Instigator: candygramme
Title: Best Orgasm Evah
Artist: The Doors


People see stars
When they are coming
Faces look blissful
When they have sex

Best orgasm in life
Even immortal
With a champion
Or with your ex

When you're gay
Methos comes hard in the rain
When you're gay
Screaming out just the wrong name
When you're gay
When you're.... gay.

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