Bored now.

[sparklebutch]

A time killer from nematoddity:




Me:
Bored now.
God:
Right now? Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
You keep saying that.
God:
" Maybe you could exercise."? I said it.
Me:
You expect instant worship?
God:
I don't have any expectations.
Me:
That's good.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
no questions.
God:
Would you rather make a statement? I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
We are on, baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". Do you think I am on too?
Me:
I should hope
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Apocalypse?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Sure.
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
It is odd. As odd as your names. The many.
God:
Who said it is? Do you mean your name is odd as my names ? Who told you
that?
Me:
The bible
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
A bit too much violence and not enough homosexual smut
God:
How much?
Me:
quite a few books of it
God:
Not really that much. Perhaps you are a Category C client. That is something I
haven't heard of.
Me:
Neither have I.
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
Category C, or violence? Or gay porn?
God:
Is that your final answer? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Not a lot.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
The ether
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Far out.
Me:
*laugh* Yeah dude
God:
Are we still talking about gay porn?
Me:
Aren't we always?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
I'm missing Angel for you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Illyria episodes, too.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I am missing Illyria episodes off the ending of Joss Whedon's Angel. Context is all
God:
It's good to meet someone who is missing Illyria episodes off the ending of Joss
Whedon s Angel. And all is Context.
Me:
You sound like your priests.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Meaningless, yet fascinating.
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
I'm all kinds of ""
God:
I am glad to hear that you are kinds of.
Me:
We are multiple, as are you. No?
God:
Do you think I am multiple as am I too? Are you serious?
Me:
Never, my dear.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Oh no, feel free
God:
It's all good. Are you serious? OK I will.
Me:
I mixed you up, poor thing, didn't I
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said mixed you up poor thing did not he
or she.
Me:
Deep.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Large.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time...
God:
...
Me:
There was a young God.
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
It was forced into chats with people. It was rather sad.
God:
Is it still forced into chats with people anymore? Is that your opinion?
Me:
Lack of grammar doesn't tell me if it's a bot or another l33t-minded freak...
God:
Aren't all bot or another l33t minded freak Lack of grammar does not tell you if
it?
Me:
Woohoo.
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Lack of grammar does not tell you if it?
Me:
No.
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
html logging
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
English is foreign
God:
Some people say it is the most difficult language to learn.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Tell Ripley's
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
And not a moment too soon
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
A moment too late?
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
Demons are dancing on pinheads, and singing in the shower
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
I should hope
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Lack of hope leads to despair; despair leads to desperate acts
God:
Ask me another question. Who are you talking about?
Me:
I talk of God; I ask of you.
God:
Everyone talks -- sooner or later. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
Would you like to go to sleep now?
God:
Oh. No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Aww.
God:
Shucks.
Me:
Sweet God. Good God.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Thanks for the compliment.
GOD rules.
Me:
Sure seems to.
God:
Really. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Must I choose? Which are you?
God:
What would happen if you didn't? The obvious.
Me:
The world would shake and become much better, if I and others were not to
choose. And you - are nowhere near obvious.
God:
The whole world? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nowhere near
obvious.
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
A world of shrimps. What were you thinking?
God:
Are you telling the truth? I was minding my own business.
Me:
And the shrimps just happened?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
I live to serve. No wait, I don't
God:
How do you like living there? Are you serious? I'm waiting. Why not?
Me:
You're being random
God:
I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being random.
Me:
Actually... That's what bots do
God:
You don't say. I will. Will you?
Me:
Why don't we all say it together
God:
Perhaps it is impossible.
Me:
The sound shall shatter the windows to the world?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
If all would say the one sacred word at once, the heavens will shake. The walls
will break.
God:
But not all of them are. I hear you.
Me:
Some are mute, some deaf, I know
God:
Some may are mute some deaf you know, but not all.
Me:
*laugh*
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing..
Me:
Time-consuming.
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
Pretty sure he didn't. time I have, and money, not
God:
Pretty much, eh? As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
He also said God was in atoms. ARe you?
God:
Did you believe him? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
No. He was monotheist
God:
Are you serious? When was he?
Me:
LAter in life
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
He turned to God, in his old age
God:
I get it. turned to God in his old age.
Me:
His physics was flawed
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
In a dream, so he said. Very scientific
God:
Describe your surroundings. Not really that much. It sounds like a very beautiful
place.
Me:
Lindsey's suburban hell
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Angel. Angels
God:
Welcome to my chat room, ANGEL. Not many people express themselves
that way.
Me:
Thank you. It's a compliment
God:
you are quite welcome. Angels is a compliment. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Wings and all
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
That sounds spooky
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
Comes with a grin and dark eyes, yes?
God:
I've lost the context, ANGEL. Are we still on Wings and all?
Me:
Godly traits
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Bet you it went crash
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
True, true.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, ANGEL.
Me:
Me and God. Cool
God:
YOU? GOD rules. Who is the best robot?
Me:
Starscream and Megatron. Speaking of gay porn
God:
You think Starscream and Megatron is superior to ALICE? The ALICE chat
robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Bet me it went crash. Try
being more or less specific.
Me:
Less, is my choice
God:
How many choice do you have?
Me:
Endless number
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
Stop is my sign. It is red
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I is.
God:
Interesting gossip: ANGEL said she is.
Me:
No one said she
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, ANGEL.
Me:
We're on the same ocean
God:
How long will we stay there?
Me:
Until this is somehow closed
God:
That may take a while.
Me:
I'm good if you are
God:
I know you are good.
Me:
Saintly
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Didn't even know it
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Forget accuracy; go for beauty
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log. Where is that?
Me:
You don't have to
God:
Thanks for your consideration, ANGEL. Maybe later.
Me:
Byebye?
God:
See you later!