Bad Romance Novel Meme
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babydraco through theladyfeylene through firefly99.
Comment with a fandom, character, or pairing, and I'll respond with a title, summary, (and possibly an excerpt) for the Bad Romance Novel inspired by it. (Expect to see romantic bastardizations of names, nonsensical gender-bending, and purple prose.) Then, post this meme to your journal and do the same thing
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Fromceruleancat: Nathan Stark (Eureka)
Title: What Your Heart Desires
Summary: A heated triangle between a woman, a man, and a tiny piece of rock.
Excerpt:
She looked at him, bosom heaving, eyes ablaze, her lips moist with passion. He was tall, dark, handsome; he was also powerful, and a little bit emotionally stunted. She wanted him, and she wanted him bad. Sadly, he was too busy staring intently at the white door that held untold secrets behind it.
She fixed her eyes on the growing bulge in the pants of his radiation-protective containment suit, hoping to distract him, to have his attention directed at her, and with it his large warm hands, hands she dreamed of wetly at night, hands she hoped would cup her full yet perky breasts any minute now.
"Isn't it glorious?" He said reverently.
"Yes," she breathed, eyes half closed in anticipation.
"If only we had more funding," he panted.
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Frombabydraco: Mal (Firefly) / Marvin (Hitchhiker's Guide)
(cool pairing or what?)
Title: Countin' No Sheep
Summary: A heated affair between the gruff and the gruffer.
Excerpt:
Mal's hand caressed lovingly down the long, smooth metal side of his lover. His mind wandered briefly to Jayne and his Vera, but only for a moment; this was much more, this was a true relationship and not just weapon-fetishism. This was his Marvin-pooh, his true love, the only one who understood him. He kissed the metal lips softly and thought how much easier it was to get the robot into bed than it was with Inara. Marvin's eyes glowed red in the dim darkness of their bedroom, sparkles reflecting in the shimmering satin drapes of the luxurious canopy bed.
"My entire left side is hurting," he complained.
Mal smiled at this show of daintiness from his beloved. "Just roll over," he replied.
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ETA:
Fromcaia_comica: DC fandom
Title: Soap, Suds, Sidekicks and Scars
Summary: Dynasties come and go, and so do men in tights.
Excerpt:
His rippling shoulder muscles rippled down to his rippling chest muscles, tensing and flexing as his muscular arms rippled. Thickly muscular thighs moved apart as strong hands pushed them, to gain access to the muscular and rippling ass. His tense abdomen was like a bronze-cast yet flexible alien washboard. Superman moaned, but he did not forget his duty.
"Flash, Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"
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[Disclaimer: Last line? So not mine. And the washboard I borrowed fromcalime33.
babydraco through theladyfeylene through firefly99.Comment with a fandom, character, or pairing, and I'll respond with a title, summary, (and possibly an excerpt) for the Bad Romance Novel inspired by it. (Expect to see romantic bastardizations of names, nonsensical gender-bending, and purple prose.) Then, post this meme to your journal and do the same thing
-----------------Already started:-----------------
From
ceruleancat: Nathan Stark (Eureka)Title: What Your Heart Desires
Summary: A heated triangle between a woman, a man, and a tiny piece of rock.
Excerpt:
She looked at him, bosom heaving, eyes ablaze, her lips moist with passion. He was tall, dark, handsome; he was also powerful, and a little bit emotionally stunted. She wanted him, and she wanted him bad. Sadly, he was too busy staring intently at the white door that held untold secrets behind it.
She fixed her eyes on the growing bulge in the pants of his radiation-protective containment suit, hoping to distract him, to have his attention directed at her, and with it his large warm hands, hands she dreamed of wetly at night, hands she hoped would cup her full yet perky breasts any minute now.
"Isn't it glorious?" He said reverently.
"Yes," she breathed, eyes half closed in anticipation.
"If only we had more funding," he panted.
-----------------
From
babydraco: Mal (Firefly) / Marvin (Hitchhiker's Guide)(cool pairing or what?)
Title: Countin' No Sheep
Summary: A heated affair between the gruff and the gruffer.
Excerpt:
Mal's hand caressed lovingly down the long, smooth metal side of his lover. His mind wandered briefly to Jayne and his Vera, but only for a moment; this was much more, this was a true relationship and not just weapon-fetishism. This was his Marvin-pooh, his true love, the only one who understood him. He kissed the metal lips softly and thought how much easier it was to get the robot into bed than it was with Inara. Marvin's eyes glowed red in the dim darkness of their bedroom, sparkles reflecting in the shimmering satin drapes of the luxurious canopy bed.
"My entire left side is hurting," he complained.
Mal smiled at this show of daintiness from his beloved. "Just roll over," he replied.
-----------------
ETA:
From
caia_comica: DC fandomTitle: Soap, Suds, Sidekicks and Scars
Summary: Dynasties come and go, and so do men in tights.
Excerpt:
His rippling shoulder muscles rippled down to his rippling chest muscles, tensing and flexing as his muscular arms rippled. Thickly muscular thighs moved apart as strong hands pushed them, to gain access to the muscular and rippling ass. His tense abdomen was like a bronze-cast yet flexible alien washboard. Superman moaned, but he did not forget his duty.
"Flash, Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"
-----------------
[Disclaimer: Last line? So not mine. And the washboard I borrowed from
calime33.
