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Date: 2007-02-23 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silvercobwebs.livejournal.com
Good question.
My thoughts?
+ Shits 'n giggles.
+ In order to take over the world through some overly convoluted plan involving lasers and Mark Twain's head in a jar.
+ So that said friends and minions may make you never-ending amounts of blueberry scones, thereby possibly eliminating any grumpiness (assuming you'd prefer not to be), tailor you evil black suits and cool black contacts (freaky veins optional), genetically engineer you A ROG (angsty love also optional), who can wander about in the caveman fashion, therefore aiding (perhaps giving more than just 'a hand') your escape from (or to) real life.

I've either been drinking too much or too little caffeine today. Take your pick.

Date: 2007-02-23 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
- Shits n giggles you can have with random acquaintances.

- I sort of gave up taking over the world. I mean, what would I do with it? Where would I put it?

- I don't actually eat blueberry scones. I don't look good in suits for more than ten minutes (after which I sort of sag into myself and look like a hobo put in a tux). I don't think I can handle contacts, despite the cool. And while I know in theory that I do like Methos, at the moment I feel complete lack of love.

- You can tell if you drank too much caffeine by the eyes. If the skin around your eyes feel stretchy, it means your eyes are very wide open and you had too much. If you can't really keep your eyes open for more than thirty seconds per round, you had too little. Broadcast courtesy of People With Low Blood Pressure Who Like Cola (and had a caffeine icon until recently).

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