I am not responsible.

[sparklebutch]

Regarding the Supernannies thing discussed lately... ceruleancat and I were mocking the choice of words.

"So, Mary Poppins vs. Superman?"

"Mary would totally win. Clark has strange mommy issues, he'd just roll over."

We walk, we talk....

"What about, vs. Batman?"

"That guy sends his family to fight... He'd send ALFRED! And then Alfred and Mary would get married and live happily ever after, and Bruce will have to stop whining about the parent figures, that would be so cute. Oh, and Dick would move back into the cave just to have the fluff. Hell, Tim would enjoy the parentals. And Jason, he'll just come back from the dead and return to the cave for cookies. No, really."

Good thing we're not huge on Marvel or the Hulk would happen next.

Comments

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

The Hulk? Well, Mary would train him out of his temper problems, and that would be that. He'd have to become the Abominable Bruce and that just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

She'd probably have songs about the green. And anger management.

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Dances, too. Tapping him with her parasol.

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

He'd break her and her parasol both.

Or maybe that's just me ;)

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

He'd break her and her parasol both.

Not in Bruce mode!

But it's more funny to picture the Hulk dancing with her.

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

In a little schoolboy outfit, barely fitting his huge body?

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Yup, that works.

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

*laugh*


*needs "disturbing kink" icon*