Hamster In A Pumpkin

[sparklebutch]

Title: Hamster In A Pumpkin
Fandom: Top Gear
Summary: there was a Halloween challenge by oz_the_bobble
Rating: milder than the show.



"Faster, faster!"

"It won't go any faster!"

Jeremy stood up and wiped his forehead from both sweat and leftover pumpkin seeds. "I'm not pushing you any further."

Richard turned back with a fierce look. "It was your idea that I'd be in the... car."

"It's not a car," Jeremy retorted, "it's a pumpkin. And the very idea is sickeningly American." He gave the vehicle a little kick and it moved another few inches. "Besides, you're the smallest. Imagine having to push me around in that. I can barely put my foot into this thing."

"At least later we'll all have a nice dinner," James tried to placate them both.

Jeremy snorted. "I'm not eating a soup made of something Hammond sat in."

James gave another shove to the pumpkin, and then promptly gave up.

"In short, viewers," summarised Richard for the camera, "we proved that Cinderella was a daft brat, and that pumpkins with wheels and a small scooter engine can't really go any faster than Jeremy on foot."

Jeremy gave another kick to the giant vegetable, but with no real intention to move it this time.

[end]

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[cinder1013.livejournal.com]

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