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Title: In Albuquerque
Fandom: Angel
Characters: Connor
Type: Silly.




[livejournal.com profile] cinder1013: I have an outline for a fic about the Cinder Defense Force who will kill all the people who are bugging me ...
[livejournal.com profile] sparklebutch: Wheeeee!
[livejournal.com profile] cinder1013: CDF ... that's not a bad acronym
[livejournal.com profile] cinder1013: I can get them t-shirts
[livejournal.com profile] sparklebutch: For some reason I see Connor leading a large group of angry men - oh wait, I just saw that on Angel
[livejournal.com profile] cinder1013: Oooo, Connor could have been on it
[livejournal.com profile] cinder1013: Hmmmm
[livejournal.com profile] cinder1013: Maybe he can guest on the team
[livejournal.com profile] sparklebutch: Not guest... Reserve duty, I think its called?... You have a large army with lots of people on it; a small group gets to do most of the work, the rest are reserves
[livejournal.com profile] cinder1013: Right, he's reserve duty
[livejournal.com profile] cinder1013: Much of the time he protects an old lady's dog in Albuquerque






Connor peeks from the mouth of the alley, searching for any danger. The street is empty. He leaps to the middle of the sidewalk, calculating the fastest way to get to his knife if someone drops from above.

Nothing happens.

He signals to the others that the area is clear.

A little old lady waddles after him, her tiny dog prancing by her side on his thin red leash. "I really don't think there's much need for this, dear," she says kindly.

Connor glares. "I must protect the beast, Nana," is all he says.

"Aw, he's no beast. He's a Welsh Corgi," the old lady smiles. She likes it when Connor calls her Nana, it makes her feel closer to him. He's a soldier, stationed here to protect her doggie, but she still sneaks him a cookie on occasion, or tells him he needs a haircut, or to wear a sweater. Even now, she takes a handkerchief out of her purse and reaches up to wipe his face.

"You've got a little smear here, Connor dear."

He shakes his head, stepping back. "It's camouflage paint."

"I can see that, dear. Let me just..." she rubs at his cheek again. Again, he steps back.

"It's supposed to be there - look out!" In a flash he picks the dog in one arm, the other extracting a knife from his sleeve too fast for her to see. The dog sniffs the blade with interest.

"It's just a little cat, dear." She smiles encouragingly. "Put the dog down now."

Connor returns the creature to the ground reluctantly. Albuquerque wasn't as bad as Quar'toth, but it was pretty close.

"He'll just do his business and then we'll be home again," Nana says soothingly. "I made cookies, and you can have them after dinner. You'd like that, wouldn't you."

Connor nods, and they stroll on home.


[end]

Date: 2006-02-28 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyberducks.livejournal.com
That was funny! I always had a soft spot for Connor.

Date: 2006-02-28 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
Well now he has a Nana :)

Date: 2006-03-01 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinder1013.livejournal.com
I love this. This makes me want to write him bringing the CDF hydrox cookies. Could I do that? Please?

Date: 2006-03-01 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
Sure! The CDF is yours to play with, silly human.

Date: 2006-03-04 12:28 am (UTC)
ext_29947: fractally generated dragon head, gold on blue (borg)
From: [identity profile] fledge.livejournal.com
LOL it's really a hideous demonic entity trapped inside a corgi's body, and the little old lady is a witch. She guards it from magic, Connor guards it from being killed (and thus releasing the demon).

Date: 2006-03-04 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com
..As long as Cinder puts the boy in the CDF uniform, I don't mind the details ;)

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