2008-01-13

sparklebutch: (Default)
2008-01-13 01:41 pm

The state of me: [edited]

In the weeks since I heard about [event from Buffy s8], I've been writing quite a bit around that, but did not post. Not planning to, either.

I also wrote other things. Some of which won't be posted, but a few will, because some were for the Porn Battle [thanks [livejournal.com profile] oxoniensis], which means they'll be over there, so why not here, and while I'm at it, I'll add a couple more to the mix. That will include Mighty Boosh fic. None of you will read it, but I still find it better than having to join one of their comms and admitting I'm "in fandom". For several reasons. Which I won't disclose here.

I will disclose that I was planning to steer clear of the fandom's OTP and only write rarities, but that didn't work out too well. I wrote a first-time fic for them, no less. Very unlike me. I also wrote young!Xander [of legal age], in another fic, which is also unlike me. And Buffy naked and getting some, which also, yeah, unlike me.

Re the Porn [again], I try to write what inspires me and not "for" people, but I will share with you what I prompted/requested, just in case you like. I recommend you'll check everyone's prompts though because that's just fun.


List of things [livejournal.com profile] ceruleancat and [livejournal.com profile] sparklebutch thought of:

Under here. )

I am posting this on LJ. Why? Because I'm tired of telling you people that LJ is a curse and you're all idiots. I tried IJ. If there are half a dozen people reading this, there's about two reading there. I'll take my chances here.

Re RL. France, yeah. I was trying to write a post - I am trying, just not very hard anymore. So if you have any specific questions, more specific than "whatever happened to you in the past six months or so", please comment here.

Oh, and I still do owe replies. Lots of them.

Did I miss anything?
sparklebutch: (illyria blames the weakness of your spec)
2008-01-13 07:38 pm
Entry tags:

Man On A Mission; Wesley, Fred, Faith

Title: Man On A Mission
Fandom: Angel
Pairing: Wes/Fred, Fred/Faith mentioned; Wesley/Faith/Fred in a way
Prompt: moon, from [livejournal.com profile] oxoniensis' Porn Battle V


Faith is so different from Fred, Wesley thinks... )
sparklebutch: (emotional maturity)
2008-01-13 07:43 pm
Entry tags:

Lino Dreams; Giles/Xander

Title: Lino Dreams
Fandom: Buffy
Pairing: Giles/Xander mentioned
Prompt: linoleum, from [livejournal.com profile] oxoniensis' Porn Battle V
Disclaimer: Xander is very much over the legal age here.


Xander looks at the linoleum... )
sparklebutch: (one maiden dressed in white)
2008-01-13 07:50 pm
Entry tags:

Miles To Go; Buffy/Faith

Title: Miles To Go
Fandom: Buffy
Pairing: Buffy/Faith
Prompt: jealousy, from [livejournal.com profile] oxoniensis' Porn Battle V
Thanks: title from Sheila, idea from Noel Fielding

...With a motorbike, made of jealousy. )
sparklebutch: (moon mighty boosh)
2008-01-13 07:55 pm
Entry tags:

Full Moon Over Black Lake; Old Gregg/The Moon

Title: Full Moon Over Black Lake
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh
Pairing: ....Uh, Gregg/Moon. And no, not Howard.
Rating: Oh, adult.
Warning: might scar you for life.
Disclaimer: I'm a newbie, I'm a newbie. Bright eyed and Booshy tailed.

Warning: might scar you for life. )
sparklebutch: (tea)
2008-01-13 07:59 pm
Entry tags:

The Plain One; Howard [that just looks so sad]

Title: The Plain One
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh
Rating: safe
Summary: pondering



Vince is a sunshine person, and he has sunshine eyes. And every time Howard looks into those bright, smiling blue eyes, he's reminded of just how crappy his own existence is.

It's not jealousy, not exactly. He doesn't want what Vince has, or to be exactly like Vince. He just wants things to go his way the way they go Vince's, or for people to like him for what he is. People like Vince for being a bit thick and always cheerful, and interested in hair products; why can't they like Howard for being mature... alright, for being grumpy and liking Jazz, and having a different fashion sense?

True, people also like Vince because Vince likes people, whereas Howard barely tolerates them, but even people Howard likes don't like him back. Howard had been studying Vince since they were both kids, wondering what it was about Vince that made his world a rainbow of happiness rather than a puddle of sludge, but in all these years, he never quite figured it out.
sparklebutch: (unclean tea)
2008-01-13 08:01 pm
Entry tags:

Tartan Tart; Howard/Vince

Title: Tartan Tart
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh
Pairing: Howard/Vince [*cringe*]
Rating: grownup people having sex
Summary: two guys in skirts

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"It's a kilt!"

"Not a kilt, Vince." Howard shakes his head. "Kilts are longer. Manlier. What I'm wearing, that's a kilt."

"That's a scratchy tweed hell. Mine's a kilt."

"Yours is a schoolgirl's uniform after she cut it too short and got kicked out for indecency."

...More... )