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I made so much art, especially Highlander. And so many icons. And I don't upload them.

And I'm so bored I want to cry, or possibly inflict violence upon something or other. SO BORED.

Care Bear Package

Title: Care Bear Package
Fandom: Highlander
Explanation and excuses: all specifications came from mischief5; she managed to reach heights of wtf even I couldn't get to on my own. So, in short, everything is her fault, and I had to make sure it's known to everyone who reads. Thank you.
Summary: We share everything.



The big man was on his back, legs spread, ass glistening with lube.

"Look, Methos," he said with an excited giggle. "Kronos gave me a present. I asked him for one of those little bears..."

Methos took a closer look and indeed, there it was. A lavender coloured plastic dildo, shaped like a care-bear.

"The fuck?" Exclaimed Death.

"I think... Oh," Silas groaned, "that mischief5 made sparklebutch make Kronos give it."

Methos sighed. He reached very carefully and removed the offensive item from his brother. He then walked to mischief5 and quietly, calmly, hit her over the head with it.



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