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sparklebutchHow do I thank an anonymous gifter? I don't know what fandom you want your porn in*, or what icons you'd like, and I can't lick you unless you're one of my closest friends, or have in any way in the past expressed the willingness to be licked.
*Not that I can write porn anyway these days; you can ask poor Ethan, who almost got some tonight but then I got distracted, lost the point of the story and with it the poor man's erection. He's not a happy camper.
Which reminds me: I might need to write Ethan a bit more dark and dangerous than I do, but I don't care at the moment, as am in pain and wanty happies. Thankyou.
*Not that I can write porn anyway these days; you can ask poor Ethan, who almost got some tonight but then I got distracted, lost the point of the story and with it the poor man's erection. He's not a happy camper.
Which reminds me: I might need to write Ethan a bit more dark and dangerous than I do, but I don't care at the moment, as am in pain and wanty happies. Thankyou.
