Yes. I am early. Happy Festivities!

Title: Happy Festivities
Fandom: Highlander
Summary: Domestic Horsemen


It's the perfect holiday for Kronos. First there's the cutting - in fact, gutting - of the pumpkin, and then there's the fire being lit inside its orangey skull. The scarred Horseman is working gleefully, whistling jaunty tunes of murder and mayhem, up to his elbows in gooey pumpkin seeds.

Silas, fascinated, catches up on his fairy-tale reading list. "Did you ever hear the one about the Headless Horseman?" he says, and his thundering laughter rolls throughout the house.

"Yes, I heard that one," Methos says darkly. The doorbell rings.

"Trick or treat," Caspian says with a wide smile, opening the door.


[100]
[Can I give a quarter of a Q to each of them? After all, they share everything.]

Freud Would've Had A Field Day

Title: Freud Would've Had A Field Day
Character: Methos
Challenge: highlander100, "insanity" #110
Dedication: cyberducks


"I'm a duck."

"You're not a duck. You're an immortal," Methos tries to convince the man squatting in a puddle. "Trust me. I'm a doctor." But the man won't budge.

"I'm a duck." He pauses. "Quack."

"Look, you're not a duck." Methos sighs, exasperated. "You don't have feathers. The water is soaking through your clothes. Ducks don't die so easily from hypothermia. You just might. And the quacking noise you made? That sounded nothing like a duck."

The man takes a small piece of bread from his pocket and puts it in his mouth. "I was calling you one. Quack."


[100][Q to Methos, because his talents were insulted]