Madman; Kronos

Title: Madman
Challenge: highlander100, "insanity" #110


Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. Kronos is most definitely the last of these.

But what are good and bad, in the grand scheme of things? They change constantly with the times. What are wrong and right?

He's not mad; there is clear, blood-chilling sanity in his bright eyes. He knows precisely what he's doing, and no court in the world would ignore it. He is not certifiable, he is not off his rocker, as the saying goes. He simply knows what he wants, and he's not bound by mortal rules, mortal compassion.

Sometimes, sanity is the most terrifying thing.

[100][Q to Kronos]

Lost Lamb: HL

Title: Lost Lamb
Fandom: Highlander
Character: omc
Challenge: highlander100, "insanity" #110


Years - decades maybe? - centuries? - wandering, wondering, lost. World makes no sense, the people... Sticks and stones, fire and curses. He comes back to life each time and each time more confused than before. What does this world want?

He killed, or didn't, he doesn't remember; they said he did. Hung him. Twitch, convulse a moment, then dead. Woke again - but they said he should die for what he did. Not sure... are the voices memories, people, or just inside his head? Can't tell their faces apart.

Eternity locked in a troubled mind. Until someone does him the mercy of beheading.

[100][Q to Sean Burns]

Yeah, I ... didn't get much sleep.

I MOCK WITH FILK.

Disclaimer: I'm really, really sorry. Really.

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Fic issue to rant about: "confines of jeans" and "denim prisons"
Instigator: ceruleancat
Title: Methos' Jailbird Cock
Artist: Elvis

The slasher threw a party in the lj comm
Wrote a fic of Methos being such a tom
The old man was a slut but Duncan still was dressed,
Bein' in his jeans made him feel so pressed!
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailbird cock.

The denim prison made Duncan's cock feel caged
And Kronos wasn't getting' any and he raged
They both wanted Methos with a furious lust
Be freed from the jeans confines - it was a must!
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailbird cock.


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Fic issue to rant about: "coming so hard they see stars".
Instigator: candygramme
Title: Best Orgasm Evah
Artist: The Doors


People see stars
When they are coming
Faces look blissful
When they have sex

Best orgasm in life
Even immortal
With a champion
Or with your ex

When you're gay
Methos comes hard in the rain
When you're gay
Screaming out just the wrong name
When you're gay
When you're.... gay.

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