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sparklebutch) wrote2007-04-11 03:17 am
sparklebutch) wrote2007-04-11 03:17 am
More exercise than anything:
Cat: How much sex can you have in 200 words?
Adam: Lots. It's not gonna be very good sex, but lots.
It was night, and they had sex. Twice, in fact. Then morning came, and after a quick run to the bathroom for washing and emptying of certain things, they had sex again. Then breakfast.
Around noon they had sex in the kitchen, under the table, and then on the table, after having a snack. They ordered pizza, and while waiting for the delivery, had sex. Then pizza. Then pizza toppings all over one of them, while the other licked and nibbled. Then, a much-needed shower.
They had sex, but in a different position, because of sore muscles and some chafing. They had a deep, thought-provoking discussion, and then a meaningful Talk about their feelings, because their relationship was not all about the sex. Then they had sex.
Since it was evening again, they had customary, traditional end-of-the-day sex, and then another midnight hump between the sheets. They woke in the morning and felt an irresistible urge to express their love for each other with some sex.
"Do you think we have too much sex?" One asked in a tender, worried voice.
"Nope," said the other. And to prove his point, they had sex.
And then their penises fell right off.
.....Cat made me post it.
Adam: Lots. It's not gonna be very good sex, but lots.
It was night, and they had sex. Twice, in fact. Then morning came, and after a quick run to the bathroom for washing and emptying of certain things, they had sex again. Then breakfast.
Around noon they had sex in the kitchen, under the table, and then on the table, after having a snack. They ordered pizza, and while waiting for the delivery, had sex. Then pizza. Then pizza toppings all over one of them, while the other licked and nibbled. Then, a much-needed shower.
They had sex, but in a different position, because of sore muscles and some chafing. They had a deep, thought-provoking discussion, and then a meaningful Talk about their feelings, because their relationship was not all about the sex. Then they had sex.
Since it was evening again, they had customary, traditional end-of-the-day sex, and then another midnight hump between the sheets. They woke in the morning and felt an irresistible urge to express their love for each other with some sex.
"Do you think we have too much sex?" One asked in a tender, worried voice.
"Nope," said the other. And to prove his point, they had sex.
And then their penises fell right off.
.....Cat made me post it.
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*giggles*
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Best sex EVER.
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Glad I gave you the giggles! :)
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