I've a question for you:

[sparklebutch]

Why win friends and influence people?

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[cinder1013.livejournal.com]

because winning friends is much easier than making them, which takes too much clay and time, and cheaper than buying them.

and influencing people to do my bidding is a pleasant past time. Otherwise my whips and chains would get all dusty and that just won't do.

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

I think I might like your answer best. The clay does it. You get much cookies. "How to win cookies and influence milk".

[cinder1013.livejournal.com]

yay! cookies! also worth winning, but those would also be worth making. Less work.

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

I have a small bit of clay. Maybe I make me a small friend.

But not in a creepy way.

[cinder1013.livejournal.com]

this reminds me of: http://www.thetick.ws/car14.html

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

LittleWoodenBoy/Plank OTP 4EVAH. Cough.

[cinder1013.livejournal.com]

*love*

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

They got... heh, heh... *wood*.