sparklebutch: (WTF Methos)
sparklebutch ([personal profile] sparklebutch) wrote2006-09-30 12:00 pm

Care Bear Package

Title: Care Bear Package
Fandom: Highlander
Explanation and excuses: all specifications came from [livejournal.com profile] mischief5; she managed to reach heights of wtf even I couldn't get to on my own. So, in short, everything is her fault, and I had to make sure it's known to everyone who reads. Thank you.
Summary: We share everything.



The big man was on his back, legs spread, ass glistening with lube.

"Look, Methos," he said with an excited giggle. "Kronos gave me a present. I asked him for one of those little bears..."

Methos took a closer look and indeed, there it was. A lavender coloured plastic dildo, shaped like a care-bear.

"The fuck?" Exclaimed Death.

"I think... Oh," Silas groaned, "that [livejournal.com profile] mischief5 made [livejournal.com profile] sparklebutch make Kronos give it."

Methos sighed. He reached very carefully and removed the offensive item from his brother. He then walked to [livejournal.com profile] mischief5 and quietly, calmly, hit her over the head with it.



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[identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com 2006-09-30 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That was my reaction, along with running and screaming a bit.

[identity profile] mischief5.livejournal.com 2006-09-30 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of weird!

[identity profile] sparklebutch.livejournal.com 2006-09-30 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
An old quote: "Cry OH BABY, and let loose the bunnies of smut!"