What is the world coming to.

[sparklebutch]

I don't really get stories, I get flashes of images.

And in my head I see those old ancient folk songs that people sing while dressed in traditional outfits and dancing around the fire. And I look and I see a bunch of strange computer geeks dancing in a circle with the arms together, singing "llama llama duck".




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*** cinder has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 600 seconds )
* Sheila flails. Cinder!
Adam: she fell
Adam: we shall sit here and make small sad noises until her return
Adam: or we can play games instead
Sheila: I'd prefer games, myself
Adam: taking over the world game, designing a home game, designing a stupid wedding game, writing game or slash game?
Sheila: I've never heard of the designing a stupid wedding game
Adam: sure you have
Adam: we pick a pairing, we design their fictional wedding
Adam: it's like writing, only all fluff and no stress
Sheila: yeah, lets do that
Adam: wanna pick a pair?
Sheila: Angel and Spike
Adam: heee
Adam: ok, can't be day time outdoors ceremony..
Sheila: right
Adam: so either evening or inside
Adam: can't be church
Adam: there will be much arguing over hair
Sheila: and music
Adam: Cordy and Harmony will have to take care of the guys' clothing, cause, no mirrors
Sheila: they won't want anything religious, but Angel will still want classical, with maybe a side of Manilow
Adam: oh god
Adam: yes, you are right
Adam: I have been in denial over his choice of music
Adam: OHGOD CONNOR IN BRIDEMAID OUTFIT
Adam: or something
Adam: squee, squee. pity Mary and Cinder aren't here ;)
Adam: they like Connor much
Sheila: lol
Sheila: I think they'd agree on very gothic flowers. Night blooming jasmine (Dru loves that) and lilies- black and white. Blood red roses.
Adam: reminds me of something
Adam: s2.. Dru didn't like roses
Adam: or those particular ones
Adam: ooh, I know! Connor's the flower girl, Dru and Darla are bridesmaids. and Buffy. and Faith. yes.
Adam: four. classy.
Sheila: yeah!
Adam: *avoids getting Caleb into the scenario because, fluff!*
Adam: no white wedding dress, I think
Adam: both in tux, sadly
Sheila: in black and red velvet and leather. sort of 18th century style meets punk
Adam: but afterwards, wedding night - definitely satin nightie type thing for spike.
Sheila: heee
Adam: the style you want I think is neo-romantic type 80s
Adam: which is not bad at all
Sheila: yes, that sounds about right
Adam: soo hot. and tis only 7 am.
Sheila: :(
Adam: buffet at the event would be.. several types of blood in tall glasses
Adam: various animals, and some with added texture in them like weetabix
Adam: and some with vodka.
Sheila: *g*
Adam: http://www.njsweddingshop.com/images/toasting_glasses/white_wedding_individual_flutes.jpg
Sheila: what about the human guests? What do they eat?
Adam: ah right
Adam: uh.
Adam: small bite-sized snacks?
Sheila: ooh, nice glasses
Adam: very high quality mini-sandwiches and mini-pastries
Sheila: yeah
Adam: W&H pays, I guess
Adam: hm. I wonder what the Immortal will send them as a wedding gift.
Sheila: LOL
Adam: ..and how fast Spike will get drunk.
Sheila: he'll be drunk before it starts.
Adam: awww
Adam: what will Buffy do?
Adam: not re drunkness. generally
Sheila: Buffy...I don't know
Adam: ooh
Adam: stand ready with a stake for when Spike says I do
Adam: just in case Angel loses his soul on that one
Sheila: lol
Adam: Connor must have flowers in his hair
Adam: I don't think Cinder's coming back
Sheila: well, of course.
Sheila: Oh no- Angel might *dance* at the reception
Adam: oy vey
Adam: no, he won't.. would he?
Adam: would Wes?
Adam: ohh, poor Wes. tell me he has a date he loves for this wedding
Sheila: Wes might dance. Angel probably wouldn't, actually. except for the oblig. slow dance
Adam: aww
Adam: that would be pretty
Adam: classic
Adam: Angel and Spike..
Adam: Angel leading.. Spike looking up all adoring-William-y
Sheila: yeaaah
Adam: hands in respectable places
Adam: "I'm so glad the USA now recognises vamp marriage"
Sheila: *g*
Adam: OOH peaches dessert!
Adam: gotta be
Sheila: lol
Adam: some pie or mousse
Sheila: yes
Adam: http://www.barbsbakery.com/Wedding%20Cakes%20Peaches%20and%20Cream.JPG
Sheila: omg. that's almost- wow
*** cinder has joined #serenity
Cinder: hey
Cinder: sorry, power went out
Adam: wb
Sheila: wb
Adam: you missed Angel and Spike's wedding
Adam: but I think I'm gonna edit the log
Cinder: oooo
Cinder: did they have a bridesmaid?
Adam: four
Adam: and a flower girl
Cinder: yay!
Adam: Darla, Dru, Buffy and Faith were bridesmaids
Adam: Connor was flower girl
Cinder: yay!
Adam: I'm gonna edit it and then we can all play all the funnest games
Cinder: I was kinda picturing Wes as a bridesmaid
Cinder: but I guess you do want him in a tux
Adam: I do?
Sheila: Wes should be in a tux
Adam: I don't care. we were just afraid he'd dance
Cinder: lol
Cinder: wait, does Wes dance badly
Cinder: I thought that was Angel
Sheila: they both do.
Cinder: ah
Adam: Angel looked at Wes and was afraid that he'd dance the same
Adam: in canon
Cinder: oh right
Cinder: I remember now
Adam: something short, sleek, powder blue or very pale lilac
Adam: satin
Adam: spaghetti straps
Adam: ..for Spike. wedding night. hello
Cinder: dress
Cinder: lingerie
Sheila: lol yes
Adam: not "dress"... nightie.. kinda. thing
Cinder: oh my
Cinder: nightie, yes
Adam: guh, I can just imagine, he says dreamily, the patches of dried icky gel on both their pillows
Adam: both of them
Sheila: awww
Cinder: awww
Adam: ooh, here's another classic: white sheet with some red bloody spots the next morning
Sheila: btw, that image is very- poetic. the sheets thing
Cinder: it's very romance novel
Adam: aww
Adam: somewhere between traditional, enforced and unpleasant and repressed wedding nights.. to the romanticising of the virginity versus the vampire's bloodlust
Sheila: exactly
Adam: I ponder if I want to post it, and if so, how much do I want to clean it
* Sheila doesn't think it needs much cleaning, although probably a spell check at least
Adam: you wanna play it with other pairings
Adam: or just talk about spike's long pale legs in the nightie
Adam: dude, it's 4 pages.
Cinder: Spike's long pale legs in a nightie are most pretty
Sheila: it is? ouch
Cinder: do they have to do that thing where the wedding party carries him up to bed?
Sheila: would they think of that?
Adam: wouldn't Angel just sort of grab him and run at some point?
Cinder: hee hee
Adam: grunt, growl, go take?
Adam: very caveman
Cinder: picturing Angel running with his skirt kicking up around his knees
Adam: Spike would probably laugh at first.
Adam: but not for long.
Sheila: lol
Adam: ..not that I'm generally against, but why skirt?
Cinder: oi! put me down, you fuck! - kind of thing?
Cinder: I don't know, just what I suddenly pictured
Adam: either that, or, "I always said you were a caveman at heart, Peaches"
Cinder: :-)
Adam: http://www.dvd-gayshop.com/gay-dvds/images/product_images/info_images/id-freshpeach.jpg
Adam: definitely.
*Adam can't stop humming the damn peaches song



and then it got dumb.

Comments

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

*laughs herself sick*

Connor as the flower girl is genius. But I'm just gonna say, Angel has to be the bride so Wesley can give him away.

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

As long as Wes has someone with him who loves him, and that he loves back. That's all I'm asking. No Wes!angst in this wedding.

Other than that, as far as I care they can both be given by people. It's like vamp-exchange.

[babydraco.livejournal.com]

I have no comment other than I still think this is funny.

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

We should play fun, not-serious games more often.

[babydraco.livejournal.com]

Wecould now? For an hour, maybe.