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sparklebutchCinder said, in chat, "Everytime you write gay-slash-porn Jerry Fallwell cries." This is for her.
Every time a slasher writes gay porn, Jerry Falwell cries.
In fact, nowadays he barely has time for anything else.
He sits by his computer, tears running down his face, and goes through a box of tissues every hour.
"...His ass was pounded hard.." Jerry's breath hitches, and his lower lip trembles.
He needs herbal tea to calm a bit. "And the big, hard cock..."
Incidentally, a million angels are getting their wings, so fast and so often that the heavens look more and more like a swarming beehive of white fluff.
And somewhere deep within the USA highest military offices, Ethan Rayne sits, types, and laughs his ass off. They don't ask, he doesn't tell, but he can see Mr Falwell crying, and he thinks, justice is done.
Disclaimer: I actually, believe it or not, meant no offence. If the man doesn't like gay porn, well, to each his own. If he hates me for liking gay porn, he has issues. If he wants to do bad things to me because of the gay porn, his God will take care of him, and not in a good way. Any way, no one really thinks this story is anything but pure fiction. Like Melle said, "Mr Falwell, if you sue me, the whole world will be picturing this. If you leave me be, only me and a handful of pervs will. Do the maths."
Every time a slasher writes gay porn, Jerry Falwell cries.
In fact, nowadays he barely has time for anything else.
He sits by his computer, tears running down his face, and goes through a box of tissues every hour.
"...His ass was pounded hard.." Jerry's breath hitches, and his lower lip trembles.
He needs herbal tea to calm a bit. "And the big, hard cock..."
Incidentally, a million angels are getting their wings, so fast and so often that the heavens look more and more like a swarming beehive of white fluff.
And somewhere deep within the USA highest military offices, Ethan Rayne sits, types, and laughs his ass off. They don't ask, he doesn't tell, but he can see Mr Falwell crying, and he thinks, justice is done.
Disclaimer: I actually, believe it or not, meant no offence. If the man doesn't like gay porn, well, to each his own. If he hates me for liking gay porn, he has issues. If he wants to do bad things to me because of the gay porn, his God will take care of him, and not in a good way. Any way, no one really thinks this story is anything but pure fiction. Like Melle said, "Mr Falwell, if you sue me, the whole world will be picturing this. If you leave me be, only me and a handful of pervs will. Do the maths."
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Date: 2006-02-04 02:53 am (UTC)Who is Jerry Fallwell though?
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Date: 2006-02-05 05:17 pm (UTC)Love yah *bg*