sparklebutch: (amazon warriors)
Title: Threesomes
Fandom: Firefly
"Pairings": Zoe/Kaylee/Wash, Zoe/Jayne/Wash
Quote: "Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman." ~ Woody Allen
Choice: Adam asks: So, Wash/Kaylee/Zoe, or Wash/Jayne/Zoe...? - Mary answers: Both?

two drabbles, zero point )
sparklebutch: (super pimp)


Two guys having sex. [last four links, probably NSFW]

Do the math.
sparklebutch: (culture lex)
A very useful BBC link with Mandarin Chinese, for when you need it.
sparklebutch: (amazon warriors)
Title: Five Hairs On Jayne's Chest
Characters: Willow (BtVS) and Jayne (Firefly)
Summary: probably for a spell

Five hairs of the many on Jayne Cobb's chest; Willow plucks them carefully with a pair of tweezers, mouthing to herself as she counts them one by one. He hisses and complains at the pain with each twinge, a man who suffered bullet wounds in silence, but likes to make his point. He tries hard not to notice her breasts when she leans over him, because when he did before she gave him a look that froze him in place. Literally. He tries not to sniff her hair too loudly when it brushes, copper-red and soft, against his shoulder.


Title: Cross-Breeding
Characters: Willow (BtVS) and Jayne (Firefly)
Credit: half the lines and most of the idea, [ profile] calime33. So she's co-writer, whether she admits it or not.

If Willow and Jayne would ever marry, they'd have children with red hair and an incredibly volatile temperament. The rutlings would probably be in varying sizes, and more dangerous than a nuclear disaster. It boggles the mind, Mal thinks. If Willow and Jayne would ever marry. If they'd manage to stand each other long enough to breed, that is. Mal's never seen the full force of Willow's wrath, but he's got a trained soldier's eye to assess danger. And then let it on board his ship. If Willow and Jayne...

Good thing she's gay.

Good thing Jayne's afraid of Zoe.



Jul. 6th, 2007 03:51 pm
sparklebutch: (good clean fun)
Yesterday, middle of the night, I click at my TV and it shows me this bit here. Now, there's a guy in red red lipstick and pretty eyelashes, and soon enough he frenches another guy and I'm sort of focusing and liking, and I go, "Wash?... Is that you, Wash?"... Only I'm not sure because I'm fuzzy in the brains, and also lipstick on guys distracts me.

So I get up and check. And then I decide to share this with the people on my flist.
sparklebutch: (amazon warriors)
Title: Blood Rituals
Fandom: Firefly
Characters: Zoe
Reason: [ profile] caia_comica said "first blood" and my mind went places. Oops.

under cut )
sparklebutch: (awash with ambiguity)
Title: Rough Play
Fandom: Firefly
Characters: Mal, Jayne
Challenge: Firsts; from [ profile] caia_comica, "Mal, Jayne, first blood"

under cut )
sparklebutch: (emotional maturity)
Title: Sugah Baby
Fandom: Firefly
Characters: Jayne
Reason: [ profile] caia_comica said "The Taming of the Jayne"...

under cut )
sparklebutch: (emotional maturity)
The Turn Your Fandom Into a Bad Romance Novel Meme, from [ profile] babydraco through [ profile] theladyfeylene through [ profile] firefly99.

Comment with a fandom, character, or pairing, and I'll respond with a title, summary, (and possibly an excerpt) for the Bad Romance Novel inspired by it. (Expect to see romantic bastardizations of names, nonsensical gender-bending, and purple prose.) Then, post this meme to your journal and do the same thing

-----------------Already started:-----------------

From [ profile] ceruleancat: Nathan Stark (Eureka)

Title: What Your Heart Desires
Summary: A heated triangle between a woman, a man, and a tiny piece of rock.

Excerpt )

From [ profile] babydraco: Mal (Firefly) / Marvin (Hitchhiker's Guide)
(cool pairing or what?)

Title: Countin' No Sheep
Summary: A heated affair between the gruff and the gruffer.

Excerpt )

From [ profile] caia_comica: DC fandom

Title: Soap, Suds, Sidekicks and Scars
Summary: Dynasties come and go, and so do men in tights.

Excerpt )
sparklebutch: (anything but vanilla)
Title: Kink # Oil
Fandom: Firefly, Serenity
Pairing: Kaylee/Simon
Note: inspired by [ profile] 50kinkyways

sparklebutch: (methos iris)
Title: Strangers When We Meet
Challenge: "Crossover, BtVS/Firefly, Giles/Inara, subtle" for [ profile] empressvesica
At [ profile] oxoniensis' Porn Battle

There is a subtle aroma of tea and sandalwood in her room.

They speak in soft voices about any topic in the world, politics, history. He finds that while she has her own opinions, somehow the debate is never too heated, always just enough. There is never tension, or discontent. He finds it a refreshing change.

When the sex comes, it feels natural, a gradual and not too hasty turn of events. Her dark eyes seem sincere, and for a moment it throws him. But there is tenderness in her touch, her knowing, practiced touch, and soon he forgets. Lust is real. The thick, richly embroidered coverlet under his back. The cool linen underneath, when they slide under the covers together, entangled in a passionate embrace. Her skin is so soft, in this world where everything is rough, where everything is impoverished and she's so supple, so delectable.

Afterwards, no words are said about money. When she goes to wash herself of him, he subtly places the bills in her bedside drawer.

sparklebutch: (i rather like you)
Since certain people I rather like started on Jossstuffs recently, I link you - The Many Naked Men of Joss. And by that I mean actors he's worked with and naked on camera, and nothing else that could get me sued. Thankyou.

Also since we talked about X-files...
sparklebutch: (do i look friendly? willow)
One 600x800 "poster":

Jayne! The man they call... Jayne! )

Plus a few icons; not all, by far:

We go back, way back. )


Dec. 17th, 2006 01:26 am
sparklebutch: (rl is escapism)
is interesting. )

ETA hours later:
The 12 chars meme is making the rounds again:

BEFORE CLICKING THE CUT, pick 12 characters and assign them numbers 1 through 12. Write it down. Then answer the questions.

My characters )

The Q&A )

I should do this one day with completely rare characters that nobody else likes.
sparklebutch: (Default)
Title: Fifty Bits of Jayne Cobb
Fandom: Firefly
Character: Jayne Cobb
Theme set: Beta
Disclaimer: Joss rules my world
Rating: Same as show, I'd suspect
For the [ profile] 1character community.

50 sentences of Jayne Cobb )
sparklebutch: (ded)

A good Jeremy/Richard in the back seat of a car. It only makes sense!

A decent Jayne/Chase. Cheap porn counts. That one doesn't make sense, but there's pretty.

A good DiNozzo/Gibbs with kink, and spanking. It only makes sense! Again!


wheee )
sparklebutch: (i feel outside)
Title: Subtle
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Jayne/Mal
Summary: "...Up against any vertical surface."


Hard to feel anything in the suit - too much padding and air trapped between them - out here in space, Jayne's back's against the metal of Serenity and Mal humping him, face lookin' all wild and tense through the layers of plexiglass in both their helmets. The pressure on Jayne's cock is not nearly enough. It's more like a hint of pressure, like a promise of friction, and Jayne groans in frustration and it's loud and clear on the comm.

"Everyone okay?" Wash asks over the radio. Jayne nods frantically.

Good thing Mal's still got some brain workin', enough to remember they can't be seen, just heard. "We're fine, Wash. Gonna fix this in a minute's time, then we'll float right back in." Words aren't even slurred, but it sounds like Mal is grindin' his teeth while grindin' up against Jayne. Jayne feels a bit better about bein' this stupid.

He bites his lip and stays as quiet as he can while Mal slithers up his body, climbing on the ship's hull and blocking Jayne's view into the black. When he finally stops, it's the crotch part of his space suit that's resting comfortably on Jayne's face, and Jayne feels the solid ship against his back, and his cock's almost burstin', and Mal's right on his face, and it dun't matter that there's all this plastic and suit between them, he can almost smell Mal's cock and his mouth's dry and when Mal humps his helmet one time, Jayne grunts and rolls his eyes back and comes, spurting pent-up tension and lust all over himself.

"Hey, you sure you're okay?"

Jayne manages to grunt something vaguely positive into the speaker and gets the feeling Wash doesn't buy it. He doesn't care either way. Something clicks high up over his head and Mal calls over the transmit comm to tell Wash the job's done and they're on their way in.

"Jayne, you comin'?" he asks, the glint in his eye visible behind the glass. Jayne follows him, cumbersome and floating towards the entrance, and wonders if Mal, too, has a warm wetness spreadin' on the inside of his suit.



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